Look out, Kansas. Here comes another damn monkey trial. Sweet Jesus, didn’t we already do this in Tennessee, three scant quarters of a century ago? Well, now we know what’s really the matter with Kansas: they’re awfully slow to get it. As is evidenced by their attitude toward consensual teenage gay sex. (And, for that matter, consensual teenage straight sex.)
BTW, evolution is still indisputably a fact, and another story came out just today to confirm it. From UTAH, no less. That oughta piss off the Mormons, whose theories on our origins are even stranger than those of the fundies out East.
And just for shits and giggles, here’s H.L. Mencken’s immortal account of the original Monkey Trial. Enjoy!