Please don’t hurt me, Mr. Oh-Really!

Jesus Christ. What is eating Bill O’Reilly? I think he’s about to bust an aneurysm. Get a load of this excerpt from his latest trumped-up load o’ shit:

I am not going to let oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this country diminish and denigrate the holiday and the celebration. I am not going to let it happen. I’m gonna use all the power that I have on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people who are trying to do that. I will put their face and their name on television, and I will talk about them on the radio if they do it. There is no reason on this earth that all of us cannot celebrate a public holiday devoted to generosity, peace, and love together. So we are going to do it. And anyone who tries to stop us from doing it is gonna face me.

Okay, this is just stupid on so many levels.

First, who the hell is this fascist FUX Snooze Goebbels to call anyone else “oppressive, totalitarian”, etc.? Particularly when you consider the regime his threatening crapaganda is propping up? Pot, kettle, black.

Second: He doesn’t have THAT much power on radio and TV; his audience is shrinking, and silly tirades like this are only driving more of them away.

Third: How many people has he ACTUALLY slandered on radio and TV again? Not many, considering what a massive conspiracy he claims is against him and Xmas.

Fourth: Since when is US Xmas REALLY a holiday “devoted to generosity, peace, and love”? It’s more like a holiday dedicated to consumerism, family dysfunction, and meaninglessness. And has been for quite some time.

Fifth: Did anyone besides me just about blow beer out their nose reading the warmongering, perverted, angry-at-Andrea (and her sex-harassment suit) Oh-Really pontificating piously about “generosity, peace, and love”?

Sixth, and last: “Anyone who tries to do it is gonna face me!” Is that a threat? What a generous, peaceful, loving sentiment. And so in keeping with the holiday season, too…

Oh, I’m so SCARED, Mr. Oh-Really! Please don’t hurt me!

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