Oh, this is just too funny…
She may be smart enough to earn millions from her acidic political barbs, but when it comes to something as simple as voting in her tiny hometown, hard-core conservative pundit Ann Coulter is a tad confused.
Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections records show Coulter voted last week in Palm Beach’s council election. Problem is: She cast her ballot in a precinct 4 miles north of the precinct where she owns a home — and that could be a big no-no.
Coulter, who owns a $1.8 million crib on Seabreeze Avenue, should have voted in Precinct 1198. It covers most homes on her street. Instead, records show, she voted in Precinct 1196, at the northern tip of the island.
A fave on the college speaking circuit and the occasional target of cream-pies-to-the-face, Coulter registered as a Republican (no kidding!) with the supervisor’s office June 24. That’s three months after she bought the home and moved to Palm Beach from Manhattan.
Here’s the sticky part for The Right’s Lady Macbeth: She wrote down an Indian Road address instead of Seabreeze on her voter’s registration application. And she signed to certify the information as true.
“She never lived here,” said Suzanne Frisbie, owner of the Indian Road home. “I’m Ann’s Realtor, and she used this address to forward mail when she moved from New York.”
Coulter didn’t respond to requests for comment. But the blond GOP pit bull’s former agent, Joani Evans, last year told Page Two Coulter left NYC to escape stalkers.
Is a desire to hold on to privacy the reason she gave the wrong address?
“I know but I’m not going to say,” Frisbie replied.
Uh, I’ll take that as a “yes”. Although who’d WANT to stalk that rabid bag of bones, I don’t know. Seems like she’d be the one doing the stalking, not the other way around.
And what’s this “smart enough to earn millions” bullshit? Everyone knows her smack is not even all hers. The bitch isn’t smart, she’s fucking lazy, people. She never earned a thing in her life, except maybe all the nasty things anyone has ever said about her. (But hey, to be fair: at least she, unlike the Pigman, actually does bother to vote for those whom she shamelessly blows…)
Anyhow, the Coultergeist’s lie is a third-degree felony. It could cost her $5,000 and five years behind bars, but I doubt very much she’ll get anything beyond a slap on her alarmingly bony wrist and a lot of false martyrdom (delivered, of course, at the approximate volume and in the dulcet tones of a foghorn).
That’s how it works for those who relentlessly stand up for the top dogs, after all.