Men who go by the name of Dick are such easy butts for puns.
Especially when those men named Dick start fuckin’ ’round with guns.
But when those Dicks shoot dicky-birds, and hit their friends instead,
Why then, the question goes around: What’s up with ol’ Dick’s head?
It now turns out Dick’s had a beer, or maybe he’s had two—
How many beers did ol’ Dick have? A couple–or a few?
At least one mystery is solved: he had to sober up.
No one expects a VP to go pee-pee in a cup!
