So long, Paris!

It’ll be so nice not knowing you anymore…

Graydon Carter banned Paris Hilton from the Vanity Fair Oscar bash. Now, the heirhead may find herself disinvited from Elton John’s annual Oscar bash as well. “The party is a benefit gala, and tickets are $2,500 a pop,” said our spy. “When it was suggested to her that she donate the money, Paris just said, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ and waltzed right in. Isn’t she supposed to be wealthy? Everyone else paid. She won’t be asked back.”

The rich aren’t like the rest of us. For starters, the rest of us have much better manners. Plus, the rest of us understand the meaning of benefits and charity events.

And, above all, the rest of us don’t generally get away with such blatant gatecrashing.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what comes of having a big name and an even bigger head. When you’re used to getting paid six digits just to breathe and show up, little things like the greater good just have a way of slipping that windy, tumbleweed-blown place where a mind ought to be.

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