Ahem:
Country’s goin’ up in smoke—
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
He wanted Wilson to choke–
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Well, he outed Val from the CIA,
Hoping that she’d croak;
But she’s still alive and she’s okay—
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
This is more trippy than a skunky toke–
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Pretty soon Rove will be a bad joke!
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Well, he outed Val from the CIA,
Hoping that she’d croak;
But she’s still alive and she’s okay–
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Please…don’t applaud, just throw indictments.
(Big hat tip to Morrison at Liberty in Chaos for the inspiration!)