To the tune of “I Fought the Law and the Law Won”…

Country’s goin’ up in smoke—

I found the law that Rove broke,

I found the law that Rove broke.

He wanted Wilson to choke–

I found the law that Rove broke,

I found the law that Rove broke.

Well, he outed Val from the CIA,

Hoping that she’d croak;

But she’s still alive and she’s okay—

I found the law that Rove broke,

I found the law that Rove broke.

This is more trippy than a skunky toke–

I found the law that Rove broke,

I found the law that Rove broke.

Pretty soon Rove will be a bad joke!

I found the law that Rove broke,

I found the law that Rove broke.

Well, he outed Val from the CIA,

Hoping that she’d croak;

But she’s still alive and she’s okay–

I found the law that Rove broke,

I found the law that Rove broke.