Don’t believe me? I have proof.
First of all, a very lame German trio singing (???) “Where are you, my sunshine?” With a lisp that makes me cringe.
Then, the hilarious rebuttal.
Now, the lyrics of the original. Here’s my loose translation:
CHORUS:
Where are you, my sunshine?
I’m looking for you, I miss you
I respect no one but you
Just so’s you know, I love you
—
Baby you’re the one that I’ve always dreamed of
Your lips taste like ice cream on a hot Sunday
Listen up, gotta tell you that you’re my world
If you’re not around, then I don’t wanna be here
It was love at first sight
Your respect for me is totally irreplaceable
We walked hand in hand
On the big seashore.
Girl, you’re the one that I want and need
Beside you I feel like a nobody
And if you think that this means nothing,
Then you’re wrong, because GIRL I LOVE YOU!
(CHORUS)
I miss your breath that caresses me
And seduces my heart
I don’t care what happens next
I’ll bring you heaven with stardust icing.
From the ends of the rainbow
I’ll bring you happiness from the angels
I can’t be without you anymore
We have to get together again.
(CHORUS, x4)
After that, what is there left to say?
Never thought you’d have such a hit
Zero brains and full of shit
Listen up, I’ll tell you how it is
You’re all dinks to me, and your heads are empty
It was a shock at first sight
Your ego’s so huge, so “irreplaceable”
You and halfwittedness go hand in hand
Think I’ll drown myself down by the sand.
Ah, you talk nothin’ but shit, I swear
In your skulls there’s nothing there
The world doesn’t revolve around you tools
A high-priced video won’t help you.
CHORUS:
Yes it’s me, your “sunshine”
Do you see me, buttface?
I don’t respect you in the least
Just so’s you know, I shit on you!
(repeat)
—
I’m hiding from you
And you won’t see me
You won’t find me
Doesn’t matter what you do
You deserve to get whacked in the mouth
Your asses should get kicked
To the end of the rainbow
Please stop singing, I can’t stand it
I don’t need you and your band-o-shit
CHORUS (repeat)
Listen up, I’m your “sunshine”
Don’t look for me, forget me please
I don’t respect you in the least
I’m so free, ah
I shit on you!
All three of you at the same time!
Yep, I’d say THAT answers the question.
