Well, it’s either that, or John Travolta is, for whatever reason, strangely into kissing his platonic male pals on the lips.
And then there’s that remake of Hairspray (which strikes me as utterly superfluous, since the original hasn’t aged), in which he reprises the role that originally went to the late, great, holy-shit-he’s-gay Divine.
You don’t suppose…?
Nahhhhh…
(Better watch it, John…or Fred Phelps will go off on you like he did on Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert!)
