Scary Thought #3: Fred Phelps had sex. Several times.

With a WOMAN. Which is how he produced enough spawn to fill his so-called church. Don’t you pity her? (And don’t you pity all those brainwashed, mentally abused offspring even more?)

But here’s the kind of sex he’d really love to have, if only he weren’t so bunged-up in the head

Fred Phelps Secretly LOVES Fags!

I bet gay men everywhere are praying he dies BEFORE he gets to do it.

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