I always wondered if they might have been separated at birth.
“I shot Ronald Reagan,
I shot JFK,
I slept with Marilyn and she sung ME Happy Birthday!”
And in other news: Khalid Sheikh Jeremy confesses to creating pinworms, bird flu, pond scum, toejam, smegma, and advertising on the Internets. He also confessed to selling drugs to Anna Nicole–God rest her silicone soul.
You may now execute the bastard.