You can get all kinds of goodies…or you can get one no-good-fer-nuttin’, shit-faced, sorry excuse for a preznit.
Incidentally, having flubbed it so completely, Dubya is now in the market for a war czar to hand the
blame heavy responsibility off to. Still no takers. (Say, aren’t czars some kind of imperial Russian thing? You know, really oppressive-like? So bad that the serfs chose to go with Lenin instead?)
America: these are your tax dollars at work. When will you impeach this tool?