Of course, it might take me longer than it would this Jewish singer. You see, I’m Wiccan.
And I must say, as a Witch, that I’ve always wanted to be a homicidal, homophobic bitch with a long, scraggly turkey neck like the Coultergeist. Maybe, if I were stretched from my natural height of five-foot-six to Coulter’s height of five-ten (on an Iron Maiden torture rack?), I would look like that too…and my disposition would be as rotten as hers.
(She can keep the bleached hair, though. Mine’s much nicer.)