Katherine Harris phones in

Sam Seder gets a drunken dialer from a former Florida secretary of State:

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Boob Job Katie! Quite possibly the ditziest female ever to be (cough) elected to office (and to help someone else avoid losing an election). How many of her body parts are original? Only her doctor knows for sure. What a pity he couldn’t have given her a brain implant, too. She sounds like a moron here. (Oh wait, what am I saying…)

And when you’re sick of all the talk about rubber sheets and ficus plants (seriously, she lives in Florida, where everybody’s got ficus growing out the wazoo, and she still doesn’t have one?), hit the pause button on that and rock out. Thomas Dolby will explain the matter to you in greater depth:

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