The AP has just outdone itself. It’s now touting some schmo claiming he’s Chavecito’s illegitimate son, and that Chavecito’s a deadbeat dad. The basis for the claim? A slight resemblance, especially when the guy’s photographed in red shirts and Chavecito-like poses. (It diminishes considerably when you consider how many other Venezuelan guys look a lot like Chavecito.)
Break out the blood tests, people, it’s gonna be a long, hot, CRAZY summer now.