Oh, those brave Venezuelan journalists of the opposition!

They’re not afraid of anything…except, maybe, this cute young Chavista hippie with a microphone. Scroll down to the video at the bottom and see for yourself! They run away from him like he’s radioactive. (Well, he IS active on radio, or rather, TV.) They seem to think he’s gonna stab them with his mike. (Well, it DOES turn into a light-sabre at one point.) But mostly, they just go out of their way to get out of his way, because otherwise, he’ll give them booklets of Chavecito’s constitutional reforms to read, and everyone knows that constitutional literacy is a dangerous, communistic thing!