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No shit…Lou Engle thinks Dr. Seuss wrote scripture:

What the hell is that movement he’s making? Is he davening, or is he humping the lectern in a frenzy of thwarted homoerotic lust?

Yeah, right, Dr. Seuss wrote that just so a wingnut like Engle could misinterpret a CHILDREN’S STORY. In terms of racism, sexism, and all the other evil ‘isms out there.

What the hell kind of God would inspire Dr. Seuss to do that, anyway?

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