NYT finally admits the obvious…

Yep, ladies ‘n’ gents, it’s finally official:

The Old Grey Lady comes clean about being in the Oldest Profession, and hangs out her shingle openly for the firstest time ever.

Of course, I’ve long known that the entire first page was for sale to the highest bidder, as were all the contents. Only now, they’re finally selling ad space on it…to someone other than the CIA.

You GO, capitalist girl…