Talk about yer bum steers. This headline has got to be the mother of them all:
This begs the question: Did they steal J-Lo’s backside (reputed to be insured for a billion, with a B, as in butt), or did they stuff the millions up their own?Oh, and here’s the other funny thing from that piece:
Gee, that’s an awful lot of buns. So much for the invincibility of the US Navy! Even the Party Posse can’t improve their reputation on this one.
The U.S. Navy stood by helplessly, unable to accost the pirates because they still hold nearly 150 other seamen hostage.