Monthly Archives: February 2009

I feel kind of sorry for these guys…

Venezuelan oppos are all pathetic, but the young ones especially so. How many Primeros Golpistas (in the yellow shirts) do you see? However many there are, they’re all getting their butts pwned by one socialist reporter from Avila TV:They’ve invented … Continue reading

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People who need a good bitch-slap upside the head

Sorry, but it’s just got to be said…and this week, it’s just got to be said to:1. Stewart Fucking Parnell. If you wouldn’t eat it yourself, why would you sell it–and let nine people die of salmonella from eating it? … Continue reading

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Ah, the good old days…

…when Venezuela was “democratic”. Here’s a snippet of a speech by Rómulo Betancourt, the “father” of Venezuela’s Fourth Republic and its so-called democracy:If he sounds like Hitler with a Spanish accent, that’s because he pretty much was. He’s talking about … Continue reading

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A photo Washington would like to wish away

Michelle, Fidel…Fidel, Michelle. Doesn’t Fidel look awfully well? He’s supposed to be dead, but he’s obviously swell.Corny rhymes aside, this is real. Check the Chilean government website if you don’t believe me. And if you don’t believe that, you can … Continue reading

Posted in Chile Sin Queso, Cuba, Libre (de los Yanquis), Look, I Made a Poem! | 2 Comments

Festive Left Friday Blogging: They’re here, they’re queer…

…and they say YES to Chavecito’s amendment:Why? Because Chavecito’s Venezuela includes revolutionary LGBTs. And I don’t see any oppos stepping up to that plate, do you? They only use “gay” as an insult.

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Whaddya know…

I was right about Michelle Bachelet’s visit to Cuba. She’s hot for their healthcare bod! The president of Chile, Michelle Bachelet, expressed to her Cuban counterpart, Raúl Castro, an interest on the part of her country in learning Cuba’s experience … Continue reading

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A patriotic country song that doesn’t suck

Here you go–enjoy. (I promise it will make you cry. Thanks to Corey for sending me the link!)

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Conquest of the East

A study in “soft” imperialism. A French documentary with subtitles in Spanish:Presented on VTV by journalist Erika Ortega Sanoja, with commentary and discussion by US/Venezuelan author-attorney Eva Golinger, and French sociologist Romain Mingus.This doc is particularly relevant for Venezuelans right … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What’s in this yummy Bolivian soup, again?

El Duderino alerts us to a Bolivian “delicacy” you may want to either seek out or pass on, depending on your sexual whims and/or strength of stomach. He also suggests a serving of it for Simon Romero, the NYT’s resident … Continue reading

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Men Who Just Don’t Get It: The Sheriff and the Judge

I don’t know who’s the bigger pig here, the sheriff who thinks his badge guarantees him the right to rape–or the judge who doesn’t consider him a menace to society: A former North Texas sheriff pleaded guilty in federal court … Continue reading

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