So, what’s Chavecito doing with that big election victory?

Taking over the world? Dropping his opposition out of planes over shark-infested waters? Gassing the Jews?

Nope…

…he’s going into the cellphone bidness. With a little help from his Chinese friends. The factory is in Paraguaná, Falcón state, and is a joint Venezuela-China venture with a $19.5 million investment by both countries, which will produce a million units a year. This will reduce Venezuela’s dependence on imported cellphones, and create jobs locally, as well as strengthen Venezuela/China economic ties.

Yep, he’s a real scary dude. Out to conquer Venezuela with electronic gadgetry…made in Venezuela. Fear him!