Things you have to believe to be a fundie today

Dramatic readings based on actual crap gathered from online forums.

I especially like the part about the kid who comes home to tell his atheist mom he’s gonna go smoke pot and have sex with a hooker. And his mom’s cool with it, because she’s planning her next abortion and there are two gay guys going at it in the back room (because she just wanted to watch, y’know!)

These people would be so bored if they knew what real non-fundies lived like.

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2 Responses to Things you have to believe to be a fundie today

  1. Utpal says:

    The best part was the one about “Deoxyribonucleic acid” 🙂

  2. Polaris says:

    Most politicians in the United States are publicly religious, but in private many of them are agnostics or atheists.
    The politicians who truly believe in their version of God are often the most dangerous ones, because like the delusional President GW “God instructed me to strike at Saddam Hussein” Bush, they claim to be carrying out personal instructions from God.

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