Weirdest. Music. Video. EVER.

Posted on April 15, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Well, at least now I know what men’s nipples are for. They’re for shooting lasers! Now it all makes sense.

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3 Responses to Weirdest. Music. Video. EVER.

  1. Ben Gruagach says:
    April 16, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    The laser thing only works if you are wearing a metallic shirt or jacket. That’s how the laser-nipples charge up!
    The extra sparkly things around the nipples are special aiming mechanisms. It’s all highly complicated.

  2. Sabina Becker says:
    April 16, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Ah, that explains everything! Now, I wonder: If I become a lady bodybuilder, will I also acquire death-ray vision like hers?

  3. Ben Gruagach says:
    April 16, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Why of course, ‘Bina! The laser beam from the chest chakra though (that the bodybuilder lady used to blow up the dancers) is available on late-night infomercials for only $49.95.

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