Monthly Archives: August 2009

Stupid Sex Tricks: So you think you’re hot shit?

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Well, you’re halfway there, bud. But you ain’t hot till someone does this to you: A 26-year-old woman is being hailed as a national hero after belying the conventional wisdom that revenge is a dish best served cold.The unidentified female … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Diary of a Madman edition

Posted on August 8, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Oh lord, I didn’t think I was gonna do another “Wankers” post this week, but then some totally fucking insane shit happened, and now look what it’s gone and made me do, ha-ha…1. George Fucking Sodini. For his racism, his … Continue reading →

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: I love a man in uniform

Posted on August 7, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Chavecito may have been out of the army lo these many years, but……that doesn’t mean he can’t still don a uniform from time to time. Or look muy sabroso in it.

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Headline Howler: The Beeb fumes at Chavecito

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Honestly, what can you say about a headline like this…Chavez fumes at neighbour Colombia…other than that it’s just pure dumbassery, since nowhere in the piece that follows is there even a suggestion that the president in question is “fuming” at … Continue reading →

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Venezuela: What? No new media law? Then why all the fuss?

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Sabina Becker

So here I am, sifting through the junk in my inbox, still stupidly wondering why I’m getting garbage like this, or this, or this. When I know full well that the truth about Venezuela’s alleged “new media law” is this: … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Huguito Chavecito, Isn't That Illegal?, Law-Law Land | 9 Comments

Avigdor Lieberman under fraud investigation

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Avigdor Lieberman tells us the exact size of his member.Well, well, well…what have we here? Israeli police today recommended that the hardline foreign minister, Avigdor Lieberman, be indicted on corruption charges.A police statement said that having completed their inquiries, detectives … Continue reading →

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Does this guy remind you of anyone?

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Honestly, Alvaro Uribe is like someone out of Shakespeare. Macbeth, say: Is this a dagger which I see before me,The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.Art thou not, … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week, preemie-um edition: We don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no ‘bamas!

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Sabina Becker

If that ‘toon doesn’t say it all, I got several more that do, and I’m gonna try really hard to work them all into this week’s post. Yes, this is an early edition, on account of it’s my birthday today, … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: Bina’s summer shimmers

Posted on August 2, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Throw down that trashy romance novel! Let’s go chase some sandpipers with the tide.I know it’s out of fashion…and a trifle uncool…but I can’t help it…I’m a romantic fool.Carry me down, carry me down…carry me down into the river……and walk … Continue reading →

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Ode to some (would-be) modern Crusaders

Posted on August 1, 2009 by Sabina Becker

O, what can ail ye, wretched “knights”,Alone and whitely loitering?500+ years out of date,And no bards sing.–special thanks to Bartholomew’s Notes for the inspo, and apologies to John Keats.