Well, you’re halfway there, bud. But you ain’t hot till someone does this to you:
Ooooo, la-la…Revenge Flambé! I’ve never had that. Bet Jack the Lad wishes he hadn’t, either. Maybe this’ll make all those boozing Brits think twice–and drink half as much if ever they’re in Crete. Otherwise, they too might end up the main course at a wienie roast.BTW, for all you history buffs out there: Greek Fire was Byzantium’s secret weapon. Nice to see it hasn’t fallen completely out of use. I say we make it purse-size and bottle it!
A 26-year-old woman is being hailed as a national hero after belying the conventional wisdom that revenge is a dish best served cold.The unidentified female from the Mediterranean island of Crete set fire to a drunk 23-year-old Briton’s genitals after he allegedly tried to sexually assault her in a crowded bar, London’s Daily Telegraph reports. She earned further accolades from her countrymen for turning herself over to the police following the incident. According to a police report, the intoxicated party-goer had taken down his pants and was waving his genitals at women in the bar. He then “forcefully fondled” the 26-year-old woman and asked her to take hold of his genitals.She responded by soaking his genitals in a liquor. When this failed to cool off his advances, she reportedly grabbed a lighter and set his nether-region on fire. The alleged sex assailant is hospitalized with what the Telegraph describes as “considerable damage” to his penis and testicles.