Ugh

Ryan Jenkins is even more grotesque than I had originally thought. Get a load of this:

When Jasmine Fiore’s body was found in a Dumpster in Buena Park, Calif., Aug. 15, her fingers had been cut off at the second knuckle and all of her teeth had been pulled out. But authorities were still able to identify the swimsuit model from the serial numbers on her breast implants.

“We actually have had several cases where we identified the victim or the defendant in that way,” Orange County District Attorney spokeswoman Susan Schroeder tells PEOPLE. She says implants carry serial numbers “because of the potential for recalls.”

Yeah, in Orange County just about every female over 16 has a boob job, so I can see how that would happen.

But–ugh!–the mutliation of the body is something you could only call sadistic–or, if you’re acquainted with criminal minds, you might call it sadistically devious. The killer seems to have taken great pains to make sure his ex-wife couldn’t be identified by the more usual means–fingerprinting and dental charts. Unfortunately, he forgot all about her gazongas. Those are a lot harder to rip out, especially if you’re in a hurry to get across the 49th Parallel.

But still, point taken: Ryan doesn’t like women, no matter how much he likes to schtup them. (He was in treatment for sex addiction, but they somehow missed the misogyny that was fueling the rush.) I’m sure he got a perverse pleasure out of disfiguring a pretty girl who had the audacity to deny him his every want and whim, all the more so since she was safely dead and unable to stop him anymore. Do I need to remind you that with misogynists and thrill killers, it’s the power, not the sex, that is the real addiction? And that rape, killing and dismemberment are the ultimate demonstrations of power and control?

BTW, if this is to be believed, the killer is apparently having a killer time in the clubs somewhere, most likely in Vancouver. Which is just a double ugh. So, ladies, here’s his picture again:

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And here’s another, so you can know just what expression you’re likely to see when you encounter him:

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Would you buy a used car from him? No? How about a new condo? Look into his eyes, and ye shall know all.

And if he approaches you ANYWHERE, politely excuse yourself and CALL. THE. POLICE!!! If it’s him, there could be a nice reward in it for you. (Besides the satisfaction of knowing you’ve helped save other women from a similar fate, of course.)

PS: Big boos to the Dissociated Press for misreporting that Jenkins was chased by the US coast guard. Only halfway down the piece do they finally get to the critical part where coastal authorities on both sides of the border say no, there was NOT a chase. Come on, guys, can’t you get even THIS story right?

PPS: No, he wasn’t arrested in Toronto, either. But word is his dad owns property in Honduras. I wouldn’t trust the putschists currently in charge there to put much effort into extraditing him, though, if he does show up–treaty or no treaty. They’ve kind of got their hands full trying to make out like they, too, are not sadistic killers.

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2 Responses to Ugh

  1. Slave Revolt says:

    Property in Honduras?
    Wow, with the degenerate ex-pat rightwingers that slither in these lugubrious locales he should blend in perfectly.
    This guy is a sick fuck.

  2. Yep. I bet if anyone asked Ryan what his politics were, he’d probably say he voted Conservative in the last election, or at least express some strong social-conservative views combined with the usual free-market flimflam. Corralling and controlling others–especially women–is their specialty. And if the corralled refuse to be controlled, killing just seems like the natural thing for these guys to do, because they just can’t bear to be NOT in control. It’s the same in the boardroom as in the bedroom with these guys–they have to be on top of everybody else, or kill to get there.
    And yes, absolutely–they are sick fucks. Society is also sick for rewarding their fuckery, instead of condemning it for the unhealthy thing it is.

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