Guess what else the Paliness lied about

I’ll give you a verrrrrry broad hint:


Hey Sarah, don’t forget to take off the lens cap BEFORE you shoot!

And here’s why I said that:

Levi Johnston, the teenager who Mrs Palin embraced as part of her family last year when it emerged during the presidential campaign that he had impregnated her 17-year-old daughter, turned against the family in an interview with Vanity Fair, painting the former governor as a selfish woman who took little interest in her children.

He claimed that Mrs Palin, whose fans boasted she could “field dress a moose”, was incapable of handling a gun kept in the family home in Wasilla.

“She says she goes hunting and lives off animal meat – I’ve never seen it,” said Mr Johnston, 19. “I’ve never seen her touch a fishing pole.

“She had a gun in her bedroom and one day she asked me to show her how to shoot it. I asked her what kind of gun it was, and she said she didn’t know, because it was in a box under her bed.”

I’m sure all the gun nuts out there who support her a thousand percent are just creaming their pants over THAT. Seems this woman can’t actually DO anything, she’ll just say whatever it takes to get her elected or make her a buck. The fact that she managed to get as far as she did says something unfortunate about her followers and their ability to verify information, no?

Speaking of creaming one’s pants, etc., get a load of what Levi the Fuckin’ Redneck (HIS words, not mine!) would do for a buck

“I would do it,” Johnston said during a behind-the-scenes video for his recent Vanity Fair photoshoot. Although he had never read Playgirl, he claimed to be familiar with its contents: “I’m guessing it’s a dude posing for women.”

He has NO idea who actually reads that mag. Bwahahahahahaha!

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2 Responses to Guess what else the Paliness lied about

  1. Manaat says:

    I wouldn’t mind seeing Levi in Playgirl, haha 🙂

  2. Curiosity kills a cat…and chokes a chicken? LOL!

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