Stupid Sex Tricks: Going off half-cocked (from now on)

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See, this is why the Second Amendment really, REALLY sucks….

It’s a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress — but this was worse.

A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.

Khamir Grant was then arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon — the same charges levied against Burress, who shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub in 2008, law-enforcement sources said.

Grant told cops that he was walking home from Amersfort Park at East 39th Street and Avenue J in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m., when the gun began to fall into his pants, sources said.

When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet right through his penis.

…it makes it possible for total dumbasses to not only get their hands on one, but their family jewels shot off by one.

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4 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: Going off half-cocked (from now on)

  1. Saskboy says:

    Darwin award, here he comes.

  2. Polaris says:

    The good news is he might be less likely to reproduce. 🙂

  3. Now Queen ‘Bina, this sound like a very humane way to remove a large number of total dumbasses from the gene pool. No state involvement. Exercising their Scalia-Roberts-Thomas-Kennedy-Alito given rights. (So, because the right was NEVER found in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. So, its a win-win; the wingnuts can have their stupid toys and we can watch as they make sure that there are no more little wingnuts. Too bad that like Ted Nugent didn’t figure out how to do this years ago. Along with Rush, Sean, Billo the Clown, et al. The end of hate radio, hate television, racist bullshit, needless wars and the passage of universal healthcare would be in sight.

  4. A pity it only hit the twig and not the berries, too.

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