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Yep, kittikins, I saw it too. And the more I see of wankers like those below, the more I appreciate all cats–particularly the LOL kind. These people are guaranteed to make you scramble around looking for a kitten chaser–or something equally cute and benign to lick your eyeballs clean:
1.
Rodney Fucking McGill. Christ, what is it with all these imprecatin’ pasturds? This one not only doesn’t repent of having committed fraud, he prayed for horrible fates to befall those who put his mangy ass in the dogpound. Cat scratch fever is too good for him!
2.
Michael Fucking Duvall. This sleazy Californian assemblyman was caught on an in-house camera talking about his screwin’ and spankin’
escapades–with women (
lobbyists!) not his wife. Can you believe he still got a 100% score from a
homophobic “family values” group? They may want to reconsider that now, eh? (Either that, or they’ll have to send him a blonde in “eye-patch underwear” for him to soak with semen.
Ugh.)
(Edit: He has now resigned, though strangely enough, he hasn’t said a word about the inappropriate things he DID, only apologizing for what he SAID about them. Classy, no? Wonkette’s
announcement wins for Best Title. Best comments, too.)
2 1/2. And while we’re at it, let’s shed no tears for
Jeff Fucking Miller–the person to whom the Slimeball Duvall bragged of his exploids. Yet another asshole who thinks same-sex marriage somehow diminishes his special status as a heterosexually-wedded slimeball!
3.
Robert Fucking Morgenthau. How old
is this wingnut? And more to the point, how
senile? (And have I mentioned yet today how very much I love
Mark Weisbrot?)
4. Whoever the fuck thought it was a good idea to advertise Colombia, land of death squads and cocaine, using
disembodied hearts. ![you-make-kitty-scared.jpg](https://hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/you-make-kitty-scared.jpg)
5.
Charles Fucking Boustany. No, Grandma ain’t dead at the hands of a mythical Obama death panel yet. And neither, alas, is the “Obama death panel” canard. Count Dracula Boustany is keeping that
urghly monster on life support, with the help of his friend, Dr. Victor Frankenstein. Who will drive a stake through it?
6. And while we’re on the subject of Frankensteinian monsters–has anyone gotten a good look at
Stephen Fucking Harper lately? Looks like his bland, “nice” face has fallen off and could use some repair work! But oh, if only it were limited to his face. Truth is, he’s rotten to the core, and there ain’t NOTHIN’ that can fix THAT…short of a silver bullet.
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7.
J. Grant Fucking Swank. You make Kitty more scared than any Islamist jet-crasher ever could. “Shudder”
that, crazydude.
8.
Joe Fucking Wilson. No, not Valerie Plame’s husband the ambassador. This one’s a
right-wing redneck from South Carolina, with all the
disgusting racism that implies. (Hello, state with a
Confederate flag flying from the state house? Guess who
helped put and keep it there.) He actually
promised he’d wank in public, too. So you know exactly how much salt to put on his ass when he projects his ass off, heckles the elected president of the United States and calls him a liar, eh? (And no, I don’t believe he’s really sorry. Had he
that much grace in him, he’d have kept his big yap shut.)
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9.
Lindsay Fucking Graham. Joe the Racist gets up and yells “You lie!”, and yet
Obama’s the one with the “combative” tone? Somebody needs to clean the jizzum out of his ears.
10.
Fucking “MXDAD56”, alias “Buck”. And you wonder why I don’t Twitter, or tweet, or whatever it is they’re all supposedly doing these days? It’s because I get all the wingnutty trolls I care to see right
here, in the old school. And I really could do without the death threats that this cowardly twat dishes up like cardboard cafeteria “freedom” fries.
11. Miriam Fucking Lozano. Did you know that Venezuela has a new president, and that she thinks she’s Jesus? It’s true! Watch this:
Yeesh. How drunk WERE they at
that little march? No wonder the watchword is still
“Chávez los tiene locos” (Chávez drives ’em nuts)!
Well, that’s enough wanking for one more week, yes? Now, here’s the antidote: a bit of
Katzenmusik!And if that’s not enough to erase the nightmare visions of wankdom from your mind (and monitor), may I recommend
a good screen cleaner?
The drunk dude is great. He spews stuff that’s straight like Chomsky’s “colorless green ideas sleep furiously”: structurally grammatical sentences that make no sense. Hehe!
Yeah…just like the stuff I get from certain spambots, too. I had to erase several dozen such this week. They all claimed to be from some out-of-the-way country or other, learning English. Snort!
Did you know you could actually watch VTV “en vivo”? It’s actually quite cool … I can watch from Spain without any interruptions, the connection is great …
I knew I could, but sometimes what I want to watch isn’t on at the most convenient time. I usually watch La Hojilla as soon as the latest episode comes up on the listing, but sometimes I miss a couple and then end up having to play catch-up.
There’s supposed to be an interesting-sounding documentary on the media and the coup-oil-strike in a couple of minutes (9 PM Caracas time)
Dang, looks like I missed the opener by about 10 minutes. Oh well, hangin’ in for the re-run…