Teh Heterostoopid turns into Teh Heterosquickout


This is what a pervert looks like. Take a good look, kiddies–they look more ordinary than you think…

Some people aren’t fit to be parents. Others aren’t fit even to be sperm donors:

A man has been charged with sexually propositioning his own 13-year-old daughter on the Internet.

Pennsylvania Attorney General Tom Corbett said John Forehand, 39, of Lititz, about 130 kilometres west of Philadelphia, went onto the Facebook social networking site using the name “Bad Daddy” to locate the girl, with whom he had had no contact for about 10 years.

Authorities say he proposed a meeting earlier this month and described sex acts in graphic detail.

He proposed meeting the girl for sex, telling her, “not many other fathers and daughters are this brave, so not many of them are so lucky to experience all these pleasures.”

Ugh. “Bad Daddy” is right. (I’ll bet the girl’s mother left him…and for good reason.)

And “Bad Daddy” also needs to lose his gonads. Preferably to a pair of well-rusted hedge clippers.

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4 Responses to Teh Heterostoopid turns into Teh Heterosquickout

  1. I know you can’t be making this up, but the pervert’s last name is just TOO GOOD. There are SOOOO many snarky things you could do with that last name and his gross-out behavior. I’ll start: For the next 20 years the Forehand will need the backhand for his sexual antics. 🙂

  2. LOL. Just like the rude kangaroo, eh?

  3. This is just sick. Another example of how incest is on it’s way to becoming a “norm” of society. Sounds like the guy is a predator and most likely isn’t the first time he’s contacted a minor through a social networking site. It also goes to show the dangers of having a profile on the net. Be it on facebook, myspace or wherever.
    Bottom line is, people need to exercise safety and privacy on the net. There are too many predators out there and if you give them the opportunity, they will take advantage and hook their claws on you. Better to be private and “anti-social” than to be a victim.

  4. Yep, that’s about how I view it, too. If I don’t know the person, I don’t “friend” them.

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