Stupid Sex Tricks: Why I’m glad my parents are computer illiterate

Even gladder that they don’t know what Facebook is:


And gladdest of all that they’ve never heard the term MILF.

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5 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: Why I’m glad my parents are computer illiterate

  1. Jim Hadstate says:

    Gee, ‘Bina. Do you think we dinosaurs should hire someone to interpret for us? I still struggle with anything beyond STFU and BTW. Maybe someone could write a dictionary for us neanderthals to explain what all these initials combination’s mean. That is probably why I have so much trouble texting. I write out each and every word and think, “How can these youngsters do this and drive at the same time?” 🙂

  2. Well, Jim, they can’t–drive at the same time, that is. Up here in my province, the cops are now giving out warnings in advance of a new law–no cellphones while driving. Other than hands-free, which I still think is too much distraction (it’s the gabbing, not the phone-fumbling, that makes it dangerous–a driver’s mind isn’t on the road.)
    Don’t feel bad about not knowing all the shorthand (I don’t either!)–I had to look up MILF, too, some moons ago. And yeah, it’s disgusting.

  3. Manaat says:

    MILF usually refers to other peoples’ mothers, no?

  4. Yeah, that would be the general idea. Also, in most cases, a hot older woman, but not quite old enough to be one’s own mother.

  5. deBeauxOs says:

    Good grief.
    I remember when the air was clean, sex was dirty and calling someone a motherf**ker was grounds for a rumble.
    Now the rightwing religious zealot neocons are denying the air is dirty and the climate is a-changin’. Oh, and they also want to punish sexually active women notably by sentencing them to involuntary life-long maternity. And US/CDN R.E.A.L. women admire a wannabe presidential candidate that their menfolk consider a prima MILF.
    Go figure.

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