Grandma got WHAT?

BTW, this one’s got a nifty back story. Who knew that an eggnog-swilling grandma could be so profitable?

And no, this is NOT Pee-Wee Herman:

…although he DOES have that kind of vibe going on.

BTW, this song’s got a fun back story, too.

Have yourselves a campy little Xmas, kiddies. Aunt Bina is off to take a long winter’s nap.