Teh Heterostoopid: Let’s hope Daddy can’t do the math

…because someone who captioned this news photo included a rather inconvenient factoid:

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And now we know why so many military marriages break up after the soldier gets back from Iraq, don’t we, kids?

(Failing that–let’s hope this one was an in-vitro pregnancy.)

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3 Responses to Teh Heterostoopid: Let’s hope Daddy can’t do the math

  1. Jim Hadstate says:

    Dear, dear Queen ‘Bina. You are becoming so jaded. If we look on the bright side, perhaps hubby had a week’s stateside vacation time. 🙂
    If not, can anyone find a good domestic counselor real quick? 🙁

  2. Jim Hadstate says:

    And based upon your next post, there is a real possibility he can’t do the math so there’s no problem, right? As long as the baby doesn’t have blond hair in a genetically impossible combination. OOPS!
    Lady, didn’t you ever hear of condoms? Or at least the pill? There is a morning after one for people who do stoopid things that become very apparent when they sober up. 🙂

  3. Jim, I’m really hoping that this kid is either a test-tube baby or the result of a lucky furlough on the dad’s part. Otherwise, Loose Lucy’s gonna have a lotta ‘splainin’ to do….

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