Some say it with flowers. This week, I say it with
clerihews:
1.
Chris Fucking Briles Pushes Christ with sinful wiles.
Someone tell this fine upstanding guy
That Jesus hates it when you lie.
2.
Sarah Fucking PalinShould knock off the whiny wailin’.
She won’t be in clover
When her tea party’s over.
3.
John Fucking McCainDoesn’t feel gay soldiers’ pain.
One might ask what his stance is good for
In light of his helping
lose a war.
4.
Jason Fucking KenneyCut many a penny
From groups promoting human rights
With the lame accusation that they’re anti-semites.
5.
Stephen Fucking Harper.Was there ever such a
carper?
Equal rights for others sure do seem to threaten
The uncool dude in the sweater vest and cowboy hat who just ain’t gettin’.
6.
Arnold Fucking KlingThinks that DC is Beijing.
The Chinese are not amused–
Would
you be, as the object of an odious comparison so over-used?
7.
Jim Fucking DeMintHas not the brains of a wad of lint.
“Global warming”
doesn’t meanThat there’s no cold weather, or anything in between.
8.
James Fucking MooreExcused taste that’s piss-poor
Hoping that we’ll ignore
That $10 million more.
9.
Nancy Fucking ElliottDeserves a one-way ticket to helliot.
What earned her this frightful ungodly hex?
Her unholy obsession with gay butt sex.
10.
Gerard Fucking AlexanderThought it commonsensical to slander
His intellectual superiors
And elevate their distant inferiors.
And finally, to the chickenshit phony from Washington, DC, IP # 216.164.62.93, who
wanked (twice!) on my open letter to Peter Kent. You’re a fine one to talk about embarrassing oneself–you just did it big-time. Since you’re not brave enough to sign yourself with anything but obscenities, you’re not important enough to merit anything but prose. But if I knew your real name, I’d be sure to find a nice, obscene rhyme for YOU, cabrĂłn.
Good night, and get
fucked!
See this:
http://aporrea.org/endogeno/n151058.html
Hi Bina…good one. I liked the military cartoon because it’s so true. The same arguments are used today against gay soldiers, as they once used against black troops. I heard this black WWII flying ace on CNN the other day. He was a hero in Europe but when he returned to the U.S., the first sign he saw was white troops this way, black troops that way. Nice eh? Oh yeah…as for that cabron don’t tell him to get fucked.
That’s far too good for him… 🙂
LOL, Simon…you’re right, he probably won’t anyway. Unless he springs for one of those Rubber Rita jobbies.
And yes, gay rights = civil rights. Why some people still don’t grasp that is beyond me. Maybe they’d all rather take things back to the slavery era?
Nice rhymes.
The way I see it … if you have someone in your bed you’re less likely to be concerned about who is in someone else’s (excluding children, of course).
More people need to get laid I think.
That, or they need to keep their solo-sex out of the public spotlight. It’s embarrassing to watch.