Stupid Sex Tricks: Can’t either of you boys work a tapemeasure?


Or are they expecting the girl to “measure” them by way of some other instrument?

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4 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: Can’t either of you boys work a tapemeasure?

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    I can only imagine why neither one would want to see the other’s willy. Heh heh.

  2. rww says:

    Why does it have to be a girl. I thought males were supposed to be better at math and measuring.

  3. Jim Hadstate says:

    This opens all kinds of wicked possibilities for discussion about latent homosexuality, sexual insecurity, sexual identity issues. Gawd, the list is endless.
    And the conditions of the experiment. Are the going to be totally non-aroused, semi-aroused or fully aroused?
    And what is she going to use to measure? A micrometer seems to be the appropriate ‘instrument’ based upon the insecurity displayed. Maybe they could use a protractor and circumcise the penis, if needed. Oh, yeah, that’s circumscribe. Forget it. Or maybe she could use a metal measuring tape. The chilliness should make the objects in question shrink to their actual size. Maybe use a wooden ruler and whack their wee wee several times just for asking this stupidity. Although that might ‘skew’ the results depending on the kink factor of the subject being measured. Are they going to count foreskin overhang?
    I have only begun. We could work an entire stand-up routine from this idiocy.

  4. LOL, OMG, TMI. And all the other alphabet soup of incredulity. That’s just BRILLIANT, Jim. I would never have thought of any of that…
    BTW, circumcision with a protractor sounds hideous. I just clamped my knees together at the thought, and then I gave thanks to the Good Lady who made me female…

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