Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to resist arrest

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Sabina Becker

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I don’t care how drunk you are or how many Viagra you’ve eaten, guys…this is why you NEVER mistake your cock for a club.

(And remember: Women have teeth for a reason.)

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2 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to resist arrest

  1. Jim Hadstate says:
    March 20, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    Ohh…!! ‘Bina…!! Ouch…!! Sex education in the schools (if we can ever get away from the holy roller, abstinence only crap) should teach the boys about the Lorena Bobbit maneuver. That ought to make them think twice, no matter how little blood is left in their big head, before assaulting any woman.
    Besides, my money is on the side that it wasn’t a club, it was a pencil. A flaccid pencil.

  2. Sabina Becker says:
    March 20, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    Oh, probably. I’d bet a cocktail wienie, myself.

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