Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to use a toilet


Ladies know how to remain seated during the entire performance. The gents? Still getting the hang of this sitting-down-to-pee thingie.

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6 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to use a toilet

  1. Ben Gruagach says:

    Here’s a link to the (not safe for work) article those pics were taken from.
    It’s a list of tips for guys showing ways to pee with an erection.

  2. All that hassle? Why not just hold it down with one’s hand? These poor guys look like they don’t know if they’re coming or going.

  3. Polaris says:

    These valuable tips should be forwarded to the celebrated public toilet specialist and distinguished former Republican Senator Larry “I have a wide stance” Craig.

  4. (Smacks forehead)
    Now why didn’t *I* think of that?

  5. Ben Gruagach says:

    Not all guys are flexible enough to bend when they have an erection. And there is a lot of variation with how it points when erect too (up, down, sideways, etc.) It all depends on the guy.
    The page and pics are a humourous way of looking at a real “problem.” (Most guys though I suspect just pee in the shower — eeek! — or wait until the erection subsides.)

  6. Or they could just masturbate and dispose of it altogether…

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