Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to use a toilet

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Ladies know how to remain seated during the entire performance. The gents? Still getting the hang of this sitting-down-to-pee thingie.

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6 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to use a toilet

  1. Ben Gruagach says:

    Here’s a link to the (not safe for work) article those pics were taken from.
    It’s a list of tips for guys showing ways to pee with an erection.
    http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

  2. All that hassle? Why not just hold it down with one’s hand? These poor guys look like they don’t know if they’re coming or going.

  3. Polaris says:

    These valuable tips should be forwarded to the celebrated public toilet specialist and distinguished former Republican Senator Larry “I have a wide stance” Craig.
    🙂

  4. (Smacks forehead)
    Now why didn’t *I* think of that?

  5. Ben Gruagach says:

    Not all guys are flexible enough to bend when they have an erection. And there is a lot of variation with how it points when erect too (up, down, sideways, etc.) It all depends on the guy.
    The page and pics are a humourous way of looking at a real “problem.” (Most guys though I suspect just pee in the shower — eeek! — or wait until the erection subsides.)

  6. Or they could just masturbate and dispose of it altogether…

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