Stupid Sex Tricks: “Sensual”, you say?

Not once, but twice in one ad?

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That’s doubly self-defeating, just like wearing a specially rigged bra to make it look like you’re not wearing a bra. If you want the braless look, you go braless, and don’t waste money on a bra with spike-nips built in.

Besides, as any woman who’s ever donned a padded one to keep from nipping out can tell you (guilty since puberty here!), there are definite advantages to NOT looking like you’re not wearing a bra. This sign spells it out…

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…in a highly specific way.

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