Teh Heterostoopid: Would you let this man near your boobs?

For that matter, would YOU do pot-legalization activism with him?


Meet Rob Kampia–tacky dresser, wannabe player, and all-around ball of sleaze. Also someone who gives drug-policy activism an extremely bad name, and will probably set the project back decades on the grounds of just a few of his egregious behaviors:

For 15 years, Rob Kampia has served as executive director of the Marijuana Policy Project (MPP), a nonprofit group dedicated to the reform of marijuana laws. In that capacity, Kampia, 41, has pursued two goals. One is the steady advancement of the organization, which he founded out of his Adams Morgan home in 1995. And the other is cultivating an office environment suited to his sexual appetite. A brief inventory of Kampia’s knack for mixing business with pleasure:

* In 2008, Kampia dated a 19-year-old MPP intern.

* “How was the NORML Conference?” a staffer asked Kampia one year. Kampia replied, “I got laid.”

* At a staff happy hour, Kampia guessed a female employee’s breast size and told her that she would be “hotter with a boob job.” (Kampia denies the conversation occurred).

* Kampia made it known that a female employee’s dress had “made an impression on him.” Later, he directed her to leave some room in his schedule for “bone-girl,” a woman he was “trying to bone.” He also repeatedly informed her of his intentions to perform a “breast massage” on another woman.

* At the conclusion of a staff happy hour last August, Kampia escorted a subordinate back to his home. The woman was so upset by what happened next that she refused to return to work at MPP ever again.

He’s just that good, huh?

As for Rob, he explains his behavior thusly: “I just think I’m hypersexualized.” Yeah, so much so that he structured the entire office and its (toxic) corporate culture around his schlong, which seems to get wayyyyy more blood than his brain. Srsly, you have to read the whole thing.

And if you meet him at a pot party, girls, cross your arms tightly over your chest and run.

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9 Responses to Teh Heterostoopid: Would you let this man near your boobs?

  1. ZOMG, LOL, WTF–Pa’Julio resurfaces! And so do his naughty pix! Sexy times!

  2. Oh, and the Three Musketeers are on, too…Carvajalino, Mango and Amorín (like his short haircut a lot)…
    …Uh oh. They just played that song again, and I just got a vision of Carvajalino, leaving his hat on.
    I need air!

  3. Manaat says:

    Hehe, Carvajalino is hot! 🙂

  4. You’re telling me? I’ve gotta watch that whole segment over again, I got so distracted the first time… (pulls in tongue, discreetly wipes drool)

  5. Jim Hadstate says:

    Now, Now, folks. We need a certain level of decorum here…Oh what in the Hell am I talking about? Decorum schmorum.
    That is a really good clip.
    Now as to the subject of the original post, sounds to me like someone has some real insecurity issues. Penis size maybe? You know they say that very heavy pot use causes feminization to begin. Perhaps it’s shrinking up…oh stop before you really get in trouble.

  6. Manaat says:

    Hot, articulate, a philosophy major (can spout Kant and Marx when he wants to), mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. He’s of Colombian descent, is in drag sometimes (haha, I’m gettin ideas …)

  7. Drag, you say?
    I just got a mental picture of Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.
    And Jim, I suspect this guy got so into pot culture just because he figured it would be a natural process…smoke a little weed, smoke a little dick, she’s giggly and high, she must be hot for HIM, right?

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