How to speak Inglish lahk a teabagger

Let Tim James (R-Mushmouth) give you immuhgrunts a quick lesson:

Isn’t he just the living embodiment of this sign?


I mean, isn’t he just?

UPDATE: And if you wanna know what side of the Mason-Dixon Line the state of Indiana was REALLY on, just read this. Thank ewe, and God Help Amurrica.

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5 Responses to How to speak Inglish lahk a teabagger

  1. Jim Hadstate says:

    Would you STOP doing this to me this early in the morning? Do you know how hard it is to clean coffee off of the computer screen? And that doesn’t count the bruised ribs from falling out of the chair from laughing and then having to get up again while you’re sill having laugh-quake aftershocks. Being that I can speak Southern US “English” on demand, I am gonna save ‘is fer whenah fin sumpin ussful ferit.

  2. The South shall rise again…on the force of a mouthful of marbles. Speaking of which, I’m told that Vivien Leigh had to transform her British accent for her role as Scarlett O’Hara by repeating the phrase “four-door Ford” until it came out “foah-doah Foahd”. Like in Jawwwwjuh.

  3. Jim Hadstate says:

    Wow! You could pass for a native. You’d get only an occasional “You ain’t frum roun heah are ya?”

  4. Uzza says:

    Mah Ass! Ai done laffed it rait off.
    “Naw, it’s the asshole in you.” –I almost died!
    (Ah lives in Scarlinah.)

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