Exhibit A:
Um, yeah, he’s the awesome guy with assholes for kids? Riiiiiight. If those kids are assholes, they learned it from someone. Monkey see, monkey do…And let’s just pray that this book cover doesn’t describe the real situation, because it sure smells like that to me:
He says the kids are a drain on his resources, but I suspect it’s really that stuff in his glass.


