Stupid Sex Tricks: Really, REALLY stupid…and deadly

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This is NOT a sex toy, people.

With friends like these, playing “jokes” like this, who needs enemies?

A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.

Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man’s intestines.

While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man’s friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.

As the saying goes, friends don’t let friends drink and drive.

A case could also be made for “Friends don’t let friends drink and handle eels.”

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