Teh Heterostoopid (or just Teh HeteroSTRANGE?): Doggone wacky

Never mind a hair of the dog that bit you; how about marrying one? Happily, the “groom” in this bizarre ceremony didn’t have to consummate the union in the usual way; tying a string around the “bride”‘s neck was enough.

Those who oppose same-sex marriage often claim it’s the first slip on the slope toward things like this. And yet, India doesn’t have legal same-sex marriage. India, would you please bitch-slap some sense into those homophobes?