Stupid Sex Tricks: No, that’s NOT how you get her preggers.

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Sabina Becker

fertility-fail.jpg

Puts me in mind of a story I once heard (which may or may not be just a joke): “My wife and I prayed for a child for over ten years. Then we went to see our doctor, and found out that’s not how it’s done. We are now proud parents…”

Share this story:
This entry was posted in Stupid Sex Tricks, Teh Heterostoopid. Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: No, that’s NOT how you get her preggers.

  1. Jim Hadstate says:
    August 3, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    That has to be the FUNNIEST Stupid Sex Tricks you have EVER run. I can hardly type the tears are running down my face. I’m sure they attended the Sawah Paling Abstinence Only Sex Education class that used none of those ‘dirty’ demonstration devices.
    BTW, I would BET that they had to discover the wonders of sex lubes. Otherwise she would be walking funny constantly.
    Either that or IT was terribly small.

  2. Manaat says:
    August 5, 2010 at 2:37 AM

    I was having a hard time commenting here for some reason, but I am back!

  3. Sabina Becker says:
    August 5, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    I was wondering where you were! I had assumed India…and whaddya know, I was right. “Jawaharlal Nehru University.” Try saying THAT five times fast!

  4. Manaat says:
    August 5, 2010 at 10:13 AM

    JNU, for short :)It is actually the most leftwing campus in the country, and has a long history of leftwing activism; many of India’s best known social scientists teach or have taught here. The students are great too!

  5. Sabina Becker says:
    August 5, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    Excellent!
    BTW, the site’s been acting kind of wonky these past few days–I keep checking the spam folder for comments, nothing, nothing–and then suddenly piles of spam, several pages worth at a time. I don’t know how many legitimate comments are getting missed in the shuffle, but I check the spam anyway, just to make sure I didn’t miss anything that shouldn’t be in there before I delete it all.

Comments are closed.