Cuckoo! Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!

Somebody please inform this false “prophet”, Cindy Jacobs, that when same-sex marriage became legal for our armed forces here in Canada (we have never had a DADT policy), and two Canadian military men got hitched on an Air Force base, there were NO mass bird deaths. Nada. Zippo. Zilch.

Mass kills in the animal world are due to environmental factors, such as pollution, contagion or harsh weather, not human sexuality. And considering that homosexuality is also common among other species, including birds, this “God is punishing the animals for teh hoomins’ ghey buttsecks” business is…well, just plain CUCKOO.

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