Here ya go. The map of the day:
Blame the fucking hipsters. And the dicks who listen to Nickelback. Everyone else does!
Meanwhile, in other election news, it looks like two SupposiTories are facing judicial recounts. Would sure be funny if they lost, although not as funny as it would be if it were ALL of them.
In the meantime, we can all look forward to a lot more robot-Harpo sketches from Craig Lauzon. That’s got to be worth something…