Pee Tee Eff Ess Emm!

Yes, that IS a colander on his head. And yes, that is a real, official Austrian driver’s licence.

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster! For lo, he hath touched a man with his Noodly Appendage…

An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as “religious headgear”.

Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.

Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.

The Austrian authorities required him to obtain a doctor’s certificate that he was “psychologically fit” to drive.


A self-confessed atheist, Mr Alm says he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a light-hearted faith whose members call themselves pastafarians.

The group’s website states that “the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma”.

In response to pressure for American schools to teach the Christian theory known as intelligent design, as an alternative to natural selection, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote to the Kansas School Board asking for the pastafarian version of intelligent design to be taught to schoolchildren, as an alternative to the Christian theory.

I have seen the spaghetti! And the macaroni! And the lasagna, and the cannelloni! The linguine and the fettuccine, yea, they call unto me. And the vermicelli and the capellini, forever and ever.


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