Stupid Sex Tricks: Who gives a flying fuck?

Erm…apparently, these two do:

The Federal Aviation Administration says it will look into a videotaped skydiving sex stunt to determine if the pilot might have been distracted during the incident over Kern County.

FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations.

Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.

The video shows the two having sex in a plane before jumping out in tandem and continuing the act midair.

NBC station KGET-TV in Bakersfield reported that Chrouch said that Torres put the stunt together in an attempt to get the attention of Howard Stern. “Apparently they told my pilot it was OK to do this. And got here early in the morning before anyone got here and shot this,” Chrouch told KGET.

Authorities say Torres had posted the video on his blog but removed it on Monday. Chrouch said he found out about the stunt when a Taft police officer told him that the video was making the rounds at a local school.

Exactly what the point of the exercise was, I’m not sure. Only to prove that you can have unsmart, unsatisfying (and potentially very unsafe) sex just about anywhere, apparently. And that some people are brainless enough to rise to that challenge, if no other.

PS: Video here. General consensus is that it’s fake. I agree; no sign of a penis. The only naked thing in it is the girl, predictably. The soundtrack sucks, and so do the actors. Fake sex, fake enthusiasm, fake orgasm. About the only things real in it are her boobs. Too small and cute to be silicone, and too bad he doesn’t know how to treat ’em with respect. He just scrunches those poor babies up like two tinfoil balls. And what’s with that hand-on-her-neck thing he does, not once but twice? You don’t even do that in a fight unless you want to fucking kill someone. That’s not “edgy”, that’s over the edge and straight into gross misogynist territory. I don’t blame the school’s owner for canning this creep; I hope he vets his instructors better in future.

Final verdict: Even stupider than I imagined. Don’t get your sex tips from the pornos, boys.

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