Stupid Sex Tricks: Dad, is that YOU?

This isn’t the first time I’ve heard THIS story:

A MAN got more than he bargained for when a prostitute he ordered to his hotel room turned out to be his daughter.

The Huffington Post reports that Zimbabwean Titus Ncube decided to employ a sex worker as he was having marital difficulties, but collapsed in shock when his daughter, 20, turned up.

She fled after Ncube collapsed, and is reportedly no longer working in the sex industry but planning to go back to school.

On hearing the news, Ncube’s wife said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago,” according to the Huffington Post.

There’s also an Israeli version:

An Israeli couple are preparing to divorce after the man summoned a prostitute to his hotel room only to discover she was his daughter.

The tale of family turmoil began some months ago when the father, a businessman based in the city of Haifa, was sent by his company to a course in the resort of Eilat for four days.

The Israeli newspaper Ma’ariv reports that the man took advantage of the visit to summon a call girl to his room on his first night there.

And that was when everything started to go horribly wrong.

As the prostitute entered the room, the full horror for him of discovering his daughter’s occupation hit him. The father began feeling chest pains which may have been a mild heart attack.

He then cut short his stay in Eilat, and on his return home told his distraught wife the truth of what had happened.

It’s the oldest story in the book, isn’t it? Heck, it’s even an urban legend. Inattentive middle-aged husband, probably also an inattentive father, decides to take advantage of a little alone-time to mess around, and gets not only a girl young enough to be his daughter — she IS his daughter.

In both of these cases, Karma was a bitch. But if it served to open at least one pair of eyes, it can’t have been all bad!

This entry was posted in Isn't It Ironic?, Karma 1, Dogma 0, Stupid Sex Tricks, Teh Heterostoopid. Bookmark the permalink.

1 Response to Stupid Sex Tricks: Dad, is that YOU?

  1. toma says:

    How about closeted businessman goes on company trip, calls up Rent Boy Escorts, Inc., and who shows up? Junior? Someone dig up that story. Or Marcus Bachmann’s ‘best friend,’ either one . .

Comments are closed.