And here he is, proving that his health is fully recovered from last year’s nasty cancer scare:
…and that he’s fit and ready for his re-election campaign. He looks and sounds it, all right. Nice to see he’s regained the weight he lost during treatment. He’s his usual burly self, not painfully thin, the way Jack Layton was at his last sad press conference. That alone is a good sign. So’s the fact that ExxtortionMobil has essentially lost its court case against him. (And, bonus: His hair’s finally coming back, too!)
Yeah, so much for those who said he was fixin’ to die, and that we’d see the end of him this year. Ha — Chavecito’s not going anywhere, beeyotches! You’re gonna have to dream up some other way to get rid of him, since he’s shaping up to win handily with at least 60% of the vote.
Or, in other words: Neener, neener, nee-ner!