She won’t! She won’t! She won’t!

Word reached me yesterday that the above song no longer holds true, and that Toni Tennille has filed for divorce from the Captain. No word on what grounds, if any. (My own for-what-it’s-worth guess is too many other dinghies clogging up the marital harbor. That would do it for me, at any rate.)

Oh well. As long as Helen Reddy doesn’t decide to give up roaring, I guess I’ll live.

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